Posted 1 day ago

shutupaubrey:

you don’t own a dog? sorry I can’t come over I’m busy today

Posted 1 day ago
krisallenr:

Skyfish 😂

krisallenr:

Skyfish 😂

Posted 1 day ago

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

(Source: daftvunk)

Posted 1 day ago

powermarshmallow:

Can’t wait for season 4: Freakshow!!

Posted 1 day ago

(Source: glouis-turner)

Posted 1 day ago

thetremblingofmyhand:

if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusement

Posted 1 day ago

dizziest-daisy:

is anyONE ELSE JUST SO EXCITED FOR PUMPKINS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND HaLLOwEEEEN AND SPOOKY MOVIES AND FAIRS AND KNEE SOCKS AND PUMPKIN LATTES AND BIG BLANKETS AND COZY CUDDLY SWEATERS AND PRETTY LEAVES AND i just started crYING

Posted 1 day ago

faeriepools:

Do not touch your body with bad intentions. Rub your belly when it is full. Stroke your soft skin. Hug yourself, even if it’s silly, because it feels nice. Pleasure yourself. Do not touch your body with bad intentions. Do not pinch at the fat on your stomach. Do not scratch at your skin. Do not hate the shell you’re encased in.

Posted 1 day ago

cute-overload:

TIL a baby skunk is called a “little stinker” (not really, but this isn’t that sub)
http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

Posted 1 day ago

(Source: soyatree)