Posted 2 days ago

opheliaincarnate:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

y’all think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

Every. Single. Time.

Posted 2 days ago
capricorn-libra:

jyu-vi0le-grace:

What

These pigeons are more fashionable than I am.

capricorn-libra:

jyu-vi0le-grace:

What

These pigeons are more fashionable than I am.

Posted 2 days ago

japhers:

crazylipgloss:

thebatmanchild:

athagazagoraphobic:

invisicanada:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

Reblogging for the comment

How old are you? 

“ten”

How long have you been ten?

“…”

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN

(Source: setyourphaserstostun)

Posted 2 days ago

one-fight:

vegan-animallover:

ru-debega:

theserif:

tort-time:

littlefootdoesstuff:

cyberalpaca:

Pet your turtles, they enjoy snugglies more than pain

I feel like this is especially appropriate for cars and turtles in the road.

And don’t drill holes in them or paint em. Its painful and toxic and you’ll make the poor things cry! 

Our turtles love having their heads and chins scratched.  And a light pat on their shells.  No hits, or thumps.  They love good pets, please pet them with love.

Shells are LITERALLY their backbone, imagine if someone thumped you hard on the spine. It would suck right? Don’t do it. 

Also their shells are covered in a VERY thin layer of fingernail-like material called scutes. When you paint it, a) it’s very easy for the toxins in the paint to absorb into the turtle’s system and poison them, b) it cuts off circulation to the thin layer of living skin below the scutes, c) it deforms the shell because turtles, especially young turtles, grow rapidly and the paint will inhibit proper shell growth and d) prevents the turtle from absorbing necessary vitamin D from UV rays (you know, that stuff they need to live). NEVER EVER PAINT A TURTLE EVER.

people paint turtles? what the fuck.

^^^ I had no idea painting turtles was an issue that needed to be covered… But I am glad it was! Turtles are super rad!

Posted 2 days ago

dahdahdezzy:

common-coretesy:

whereisben:

zeromelatonin:

 

this just makes me sad

I’m jealous of a cartoons relationship

UGHHHH

(Source: acanthachaos)

Posted 2 days ago

internetsgreatesthits:

beach fun w/ friends

Posted 2 days ago

1337tattoos:

Anton Stepanov

Posted 2 days ago

skookumthesamoyed:

littlequeentrashmouth:

awwww-cute:

Samoyed pup and orange kitten- best friends!

I know 2 friends who will especially appreciate this :D

Orangie and a Sammy! The cutest!

Posted 2 days ago

thegestianpoet:

reminder to look at this pup’s widdle feeties 

Posted 2 days ago

1337tattoos:

Karolina Vladimirovna